STOPLITE-PARTY-PRETAILGATING

Can't wait 4 the DP tonight!
DJ Long Lines=My fav always! AND i think he haz friends coming from other countries to spin with him!

&&&:
a lil birdie told me that VICE Magz even gonna b there taking pix! ahhh so nervous!

neway... whatz every1 wearing 2night to the Henrock Stop/GOlight Party?!?
Can't decide. Might ride my 2wheel-gear bike 2 the costume store n' Caryztown to get this:

Wish I could just animorph into a gravitron...

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think Santa-gold will bring me a gravitron for x-mas? Or at least a Gravi-Bong?!

wish it rele was a stop lite-brite party... may-b i can b lite brite. wish there was a way! i made 1 2day tho. just want 2 share w/ u :)


i was using image searching on googly moogly to see if ne-1 all round the world had any cool outfitz @ other stoplite parties... so confsed:

why do i have so much orange!??
i love sparks?!?!!!! so fggy!!!!!!!!!
???????????????????????????????


not really that confused. just rlly super dupez apple cidered for 2nite!!! and that brings me to my next lil suprise 4uall!!

STOPLITE-PARTY-PRETAILGATING-MIX-(cassete)-TAPE!@!
4 pre-stoplitebrite party tailgating only! (i'll b out back of 534 @ 5 2 begin the litebriting)

GREEN LITEZ MIXEY:

GREEN LIGHTZ

HK Commentaryz:

1. Green Light (MSTRKRFT Remix)= duhzzzz

2. Freeze by T-Pain Ft. Chris Brown (REMIXED BY VKNG!!!!) - VKNG remix yayz!!

3. Love In This Club (MSTRKRFT Remix) by Usher = Ushie musta wrote this 1 just 4 the party 2night! DTF DP SLUTZ 2 THE MAX!

4. Lets Get It On by Marvin Gaye = gayz but marvelous

5. Heaven (Designer Drugs Mix) - iono just sounds sex see ;)

6. Sex My Brain Up- Designer Drugs Remix- post party song to get your dick wet

7. Some Cut- Trillville- "Take you home, let you juggle my ballz!! While I'm beatin, tearin down your wallz!!"

8. Ludacris- What's Your Fantasy- dsjfgkdn

9. The Lonely Island - JIZZ IN MY PANTS - SUPER LOLZ! SUEPR NEAT!?


YELLOW LIGHTZ:

YELLOW LITES


RED LIGHTERZ:

Don't 4-Get this vid pleeze!


Green Light Star Brite DANCE PARTY from Helen Keller on Vimeo.

**EXIT LINK--------> http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/event.php?eid=43538372340
(so mny good posts on the wall!!!)

STOP LIGHT PRTY: PRE-PARTY BREAKDWN

I KNW I'M GONNA GET SOME GREEN LIGHT PUSSYZ ON FR!DAY!

i think the last time i got a little poke in an rvapuss was the night of 1305 deck collapse... but i feel kinda bd cause i think she was just moaning cause she was hurt :(
skrt with no undees+deckcollapse= pokeparty4me

but heyyooo sexycelllent news for me + all of u!! chekck it!!

s0o0o... today i was checking my Facebook (hoping hard for a few pokes/missed connect invites) and i got sometingtings even BETTER:
DJ Long Jawnnies had PERSONALLY invited me via inbocks poke to the RED LITE/STARBRITE LITE LIGHT PRTY at 534!!>!?

of coursies i went str8 to the RSVP selecting zone & clicked on Attending (like 59 times in cases i had +sum41 guests, you never knowsies ;)


okokok listen up rvas!
I'm going to do all of you who DIDN'T get a personal message from DJ Long lines a big favor.
If you're asking yourself, wtf is a Stop Light PRTY negayz?? well here's what DJ sent me:

Wear-
Green if you're DTF
Yellow if you're 65% DTF
Red if you're between 45% - 65% DTF


DOWN TO FCK!? so stoked that RVA is finally having parties that encourage all of richmond to CUM together yayz! (pun so toads intended hehe)
hoping4greenlights to b evn better then the missed knex party! (i didn't get a tug job)


***I MADE A LIL VIDDIE 4U RVA KIDIEZ a MUST-SEE DVD!!!!***


Green Light Star Brite DANCE PARTY from Helen Keller on Vimeo.
Song: Green Light REMIX by Master Krafty!


I dids a little research to see what ppl have worn to past RVA DP’s hard-hoping 2 predict who would be wearing what, and who will b def DTF.
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I just wanna fit in at the dp :( 2 bad i'm stuck with my black/grey 199k7 war drobe.
On my letter 2 Santagold Clause:
*Amerryxmasican apparel gif card (for the 1 in carytown pleeze!)
*Audio Ammo holidayz mixtape!
*Coolpix cam (the 1 ashton has)
*Perscription to Rva Mag

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DJ long is seen semi-often wearning red threads :(
Does this mean he’s not DtF?! I really hope he doesn’t have a GF.
I’m rele just trying to get on stage and request DISTURBIAZ@! Think he’ll play it for me?
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Yellow+Red=Orange=Stoptional?



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figged out who VKNG is! one of the dj's at missed connectings party.
i'm rele hoping hard that he has green VKNG shirts 4sale@ the party...
xxpic i found of his biggest fan wearing a shirt representing that he will b 45% - 65% DTF:


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HANDS OFF SLUTNUGGETZ!! CANT YOU SEE HE’S OBVZ NOT DTF?!?
AND B-SIDES (and rarities) he’s got a job 2 do. (he=fishface party pix xtrordinaire)
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QUESTION: “IM NOT SURE HOW DTF I AM?!? SHOULD I JUST SPORT NEUTRAL THREADZ?!" ANSWER: NO.

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If I have Red Hair Does that automatically mean I’m not DTFZ? (need2find out asap)



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****RED LIGHT/FATBOOBS PIC*****
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**RVA BOOBS TO MYSPACERTURBATE 2 TIL FRIDAY**



**XTRA IDEAZ JUST IN CASE!**
I'ma leave my greenhouse light on all nite like the Great Gatsbys so the grlz can fnd me after the DP.

may b i'll buy some green for after the party so we can really get sillz :) so stoked!!

NEXT POST:
AN INDEPTH LOOK AT WHAT FUELS THESE PARTYZ; JOOSE v. SPARKS v. FOUR

MISSED CONNECTIONS DANCE PARTY

Oh hellllz bellllz. Let's have a missed connections dance party every day plz!









**CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF MATCHING PARTY PIX TO MISSED CONNECTIONS POSTS**
Some posts from craigslist:










could it b this party animal?









could it b this psuedo-azn?






















can't read the name tag, but it hasta b inappropriate!

two thumbs down for not asking 4 her number fggt!









but mi god look how upset he really was!missed connections make me s000 depressey :**(










rva girlz=attractive AND vivacious!!

vi⋅va⋅cious

–adjective lively; animated; gay: a vivacious ass @ the missed connex par tea.




i see green&disco ballz in this pic! blondie too... hmm maybe somebody had their drunk gogggz on turbomode & thought he was a she!


this d-bag obvi wants a missed connection a lil222222much:










<-------looks like he got it after all... mmmmm yep








KANYE WEST EVEN SHOWED UP HOPIN HARD FOR A MISSED CONNECTIONNZZ! but shhhuttershades=3 blog yrz ago! ewwwwiewewewi













& look those kissy babez are at it again!



luv u rva!!

VIRGINIA IS FOR LOVERZ

Is Richmond really 4 lovers?
Is Richmond really 4 dance parties?
Maybe Richmond is really 4 suckin face (or dicks pleeze!) at dance parties?!?!

whatevz, more lip on lipz action please!

looks like this brah put on some AXE b4 he went 2 the RVA DP!




These babes take the cake! #1 Kizzerz in RVA! (even seen locking lipz THE party photograph3rs! mmm)


Found these liplockerz in a vid!



(Video=HIGHLY RECC'D)






GET READY FOR THE UPCOMING POST NEXT WEEK: I SURVIVED 1305.

ps- who went to the missed connections dance party last night? oh dear lord jesus christ super fresh. ima go missy kinexx right now. helenkellz4e!!!!